Milk Price War Turns Udder Chaos: Damo vs. Mids in Bovine Battle

*by Damo*

A dairy showdown of epic proportions has erupted between local milk moguls Damo and Mids, leaving customers bewildered and authorities scrambling to contain the fallout. Damo, renowned for his commitment to freshness, proudly presents Moolan, a hand-reared cow delivering the freshest, organically sourced milk. Customers are invited to savor the experience, personally squeezing their own and filling buckets for free.

In a bid to compete, Mids slashes prices on his inventory of stale milk and introduces a cow of his own. However, the conflict takes a bizarre twist as Mids retaliates by filling Damo’s store with bald cows, casting doubt on the authenticity of Damo’s product.

Undeterred, Damo flips the situation on its head, branding the bald cows as “Award-Winning Bald Cows” and offering them for sale at a mere 3 bundles each.

Amid the chaos, there’s an anonymous call to the milk authorities over concerns of a biohazard contamination at Mids store. As a result, Mids’s store is shuttered, leaving Damo to assist authorities in airlifting the infected cow from the server, aiming to restore order to the dairy landscape once and for all.

When asked to comment, Mids reportedly stated: “Damo’s store is built on a foundation of lies and black market bald cows” and claimed that the Milk Authorities have been paid off by his competitor with funds liberated from the Pun Jar under dubious circumstances.

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Hey everyone,

It’s a very important day today on AthosCraft, as we celebrate the 4th Anniversary since itss creation in 2018. Not many servers are as lucky as we are to have survived as long as we have done. So it’s an amazing accomplishment to still see it thriving as it does today.

We have a come a long way, starting out as a small realm founded by ArseyRC, and to slowly grow to become a great and fun server for many adults to relax and enjoy building together, thanks to the efforts of our current leadership group, run by Atlaskes as the current Chief Mugwump.

As one of the oldest recruited members to still be active on the server, I have found my time here to be truly amazing. I have gotten to meet many new people, each with their own unique styles of play, and feel as though I have learnt much from many of our members over the last 4 years.

With Minecraft Live just around the corner, I believe Minecraft still has much to offer us, much like what we had received back in June with the 1.19 release, where we enjoyed exploring the deep dark, fighting off many wardens, and exploring the new swamp terrain for our wonderful new frog friends.

We don’t know what Mojang has in store for us as of yet, however I’m sure many on the server, like myself, are keen to see where AthosCraft will go next, and what wonderful and interesting builds we will get up to in the future.

Looking forward to the what is to come. Happy Anniversary AthosCraft!!

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During the recruitment process I was reminded yet again of how lucky we are here on AthosCraft. We have seen very little of the problems that Minecraft communities can run into. I would like to say thank you to all Arcadians for being a wonderful community and for welcoming and guiding applicants and new members. Many people put a lot of effort into making this a successful community based on the strong foundation that ArseyRC has built. Thank you.

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